I can pronounce you husband and wife, husband and husband, or wife and wife. Whatever works for you.
Yeah, I'm licensed to do that. No big deal.
You want people to laugh? Got it.
Want them to cry? No worries.
A little of both? I got you covered.
I still do them.
Painting. Plumbing. Electrical stuff. Yes.
Remodels? Nope. But I know a guy.